Not A Fan Of Fairytales
(My store has regular dress-up days, and today is St. Patrick’s Day. I go all out with a green wig, fairy skirt, stockings, and makeup. A male customer in his sixties stops me.)
Customer: “Why are you green?”
Me: “I’m a leprechaun!”
Customer: “You’ll die soon, then.”
Me: “Why?!”
Customer: “Leprechauns die at the end of the day!”
Me: “Oh, how about an Irish fairy? Will I last longer, then?”
Customer: “Nah, because I’ll shoot you.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I don’t mean real fairies. I mean the gays!”
Me: “Oh. Well, I’m both, then. Have a nice day!”
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