Woman Brings Woe To Man

Husband: “I think the word wife is a combination of the words woe and life. Get it? Woe for life = wife!”

Me: *glaring*

Husband: “I don’t mean you; you’re great. I mean, in general.”

Me: *glaring*

Husband: “I guess you’re not the right audience for that joke. But, we are into the second year. I can say things like that now. Love you!”