Dating Amy Farrah-Fowler

(My girlfriend and I are getting intimate after a year in separate countries. We get intimate just before parting.)

Me: “It feels so good again. This is exactly how I remember it the first time before you moved.”

Girlfriend: “No, it can’t be exact. Lots of factors have changed. I’m a bit skinnier and my hair grew longer. You’ve grown some muscle and got a beard. Besides, this isn’t the same bed-sheet. Not to mention last time was in the quiet evening, and it’s afternoon now, and there’s construction noise outside…”