With Great Sleep Deprivation…

(I work the midnight shift so I’m up all night and sleep when I get home in the morning. My fiancé is normally asleep when I get in bed and I usually try not to wake him. This conversation occurs after getting in bed and hearing something on the roof of our house.)

Me: “Babe, did you hear that?”

Fiancé: “Hear what?”

Me: “It sounded like something on the roof.”

Fiancé: “… probably a squirrel.”

Me: “Yeah, you’re probably right”

(There’s silence for a few seconds and I think he has fallen back to sleep.)

Fiancé: “… or Spiderman.”

Me: “I would like to think it’s Spiderman going to save the citizens of our city.”