Very Down Under The Rainbow

, | Romantic | June 29, 2014

(My roommate is sitting on his bed, staring at the wall and looking glum.)

Me: “Everything okay?”

Roommate: “Well, I’m emotionally conflicted. I went to dinner with my study group, and [the girl he has a secret crush on] said she thinks my hair’s cute. So I’m full of rainbows and stuff now.”

Me: “Then why don’t you look like it?”

Roommate: “I just realized I only tipped my waiter 15% instead of 20% since our group was so big, and now I feel like s***.”

Me: “S***ty rainbows, huh?”

Roommate: “It’s a very odd feeling, believe me.”

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