Wising Up To Your Why’s

Friend: “Hmmm so I was thinking to get a tattoo, you know for a change. How about you, do you like tattoos?”

Me: “You’re asking like you don’t know me. Nope. I’m not into stuffs like that.”

Friend: “Why not?”

Me: “Why should I?”

Friend: “Why shouldn’t you?”

Me: “Because I’m not into it?”

Friend: “Why aren’t you?”

Me: “Why should I?”

Friend: “Why you shouldn’t?”

Me: “Okay, we need to get a life. Seriously.”

Friend: “You bet! But why should we?”

Me: “I don’t know what I did to deserve a friend like you. Really unfair.”

Friend: “Why should it be fair?”