Painting A Different Picture Of Sleepovers

(I’m sleeping over a friend’s house, we’re both female. Both of us are also heavily into costuming. We’re using this sleepover to practice make-up techniques when my friend’s brother comes in.)

Brother: “What are you two doing?”

Me: “Sitting in our PJ’s putting makeup on each other, like normal girly sleepovers.”

Brother: “You’ve turned each other into men… with beards.”

Friend: “Still just make-up.”