Will Need A Lot Of Mana To Fix That Damage

(My boyfriend is a fan of Magic: The Gathering, especially the draft format. You pick a card from a booster pack, then pass the pack, and so on. On this particular night, he pulls a card I really want.)

Me: *nuzzling him* “Who’s your favorite girlfriend?”

Boyfriend: “Well, I have another one, so…”

Me: “What?!”

Boyfriend: *realizing how it sounds* “The card! I have another one if you want it!”