The Humdrums Of A Relationship
(I am texting my boyfriend while he is working.)
Boyfriend: “You know what might be messing with my sleep? The AC hasn’t been droning because it’s cool at night. I’m ‘aware’ enough in my sleep to notice a silence.”
Me: “I could hum near your head while you sleep if you like.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?