Will Insure You Speak Clearer Next Time
(I am at a party and I have brought stuff for alcoholic drinks. A couple of friends and I are trying to figure out the proper measurements for a particular drink.)
Friend #1: “How much of [Drink] do we put in with the mix?”
Me: “I’ve never made it before; I was just going to wing it.”
Friend #2: “Well, does it have insurance?”
Me: *knocks the bottle of mix onto the floor without hesitation and it just bounces on the floor*
Me: “Looks like it does.”
(Pause.)
Friend #2: “I meant instructions…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?