Will Insure You Speak Clearer Next Time

| KS, USA | Friendly | May 3, 2016

(I am at a party and I have brought stuff for alcoholic drinks. A couple of friends and I are trying to figure out the proper measurements for a particular drink.)

Friend #1: “How much of [Drink] do we put in with the mix?”

Me: “I’ve never made it before; I was just going to wing it.”

Friend #2: “Well, does it have insurance?”

Me: *knocks the bottle of mix onto the floor without hesitation and it just bounces on the floor*

Me: “Looks like it does.”

(Pause.)

Friend #2: “I meant instructions…”

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