We’re Bipolar Opposites

| Sacramento, CA, USA | Friendly | June 16, 2015

(I’ve been having a particularly bad day and I’m talking to a friend about my frustration with my boyfriend.)

Me: “And [Boyfriend] won’t answer his god-d*** mother-f****** phone that stupid f****** d***-wad b****. AUGGGHHHHH!”

Friend: “Dang, now tell me how you really feel.”

Me: *with a dreamy tone to my voice* “I like him. I really like him.”

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