Google Is Not Okay

| Avon, NY, USA | Friendly | June 17, 2015

(I recently got my first-ever smart phone. It has voice command that is activated by saying, “Okay, Google.” I am driving and need to call my dad but can’t look to dial.)

Me: “Okay, Google.”

Phone: *silent*

Me: “Okay, Google.”

Phone: *silent*

Me: *different voice* “Okay, Google.”

Phone: *silent*

Me: *third voice* “Okay, Google.”

Phone: *silent*

Me: *giving up and deciding to have fun* “GOOGLE! WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME, B****?!”

Phone: *pops up voice command*

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