Went Too Far With Naked Ambition

(We are showering after some sexy times. He is done first and gets out, and while I’m still showering, decides it’s time to finally try to plunge the sink we had been having trouble with.)

Me: *opens the shower curtains, sees what he’s doing* “Well, well, I must say it is kind of sexy to watch you do handy work while naked!”

(Right after I say that the pipe going to the floor starts overflowing, causing us to be trapped there for 45 minutes, him taking everything apart and removing chunks of rust and goo, and me cleaning up so the water doesn’t spill too far.)

Him: “Well, this ‘sexy times’ sure ended with a strange twist!”

Me: “That’s what I get for saying handy work is sexy…”