Wedding Plans: Sealed With A Kiss

(My fiancée is a big Dropkick Murphys fan. We’re talking wedding plans.)

Me: “What song should we have for our first dance?”

Fiancée: “Kiss Me, I’m S***faced“.

Me: “No.”

Fiancée: “Aw, c’mon. It’s romantic! It’s even got “kiss” in the title!”

Me: “Still no.”

Fiancée: “Wedding off.”

(She still married me.)