Watch Your P’s And Queens

(Me & my parents are watching the Queens Jubilee boat procession on TV. The camera is currently focused on the Queen and Prince Phillip, who have been standing on a boat for a long while.)

Mum: “Do you think they have catheters?”

Me: “What?!”

Mum: “They’re like 90! They haven’t been to the toilet for at least an hour! My kidneys would have exploded by now!”