Wait Until They Find Out About Goat’s Cheese

(I am staying over at my friend’s house when we are around 14 or 15 years old. We had ordered a lamb pizza and were eating in her bedroom.)

Me: “Who would have thought lamb on a pizza would be so good?”

Friend: “It’s funny, they normally name meat after the animal they came from.”

Me: *confused* “What are you talking about?”

Friend: “Like how chicken comes from chicken. It’s obvious. I wonder where lamb actually comes from.”

Me: “You’re kidding, right?”