Vinokinesis
(I have recently turned 21 and have bought a bottle of wine. I am having trouble opening it, so I call my older, more worldly boyfriend for advice.)
Me: “[Boyfriend], is there a trick to opening wine? No matter how hard I tug, the cork won’t budge.”
Boyfriend: “Did you try a corkscrew?”
(What did he think I was doing, telekinesis?)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
