Present Company Not Accepted
(My girlfriend and I and a couple of our friends are sitting together at lunch. Somehow we’re discussing my past relationships. My ex-boyfriend broke up with me upon realizing he was gay. I’m a girl.)
Me: “I’ve only dated two people!”
Girlfriend: “Yeah, and one of them was gay!”
Me: “Well, technically…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?