Upon Reflection, He’s A Keeper

(I am at the mall with a guy who I have just started seeing.)

Boyfriend: “So we just passed by that store. I looked in and saw this really pretty girl! And then I realized it was you, and I was looking at a reflection on the window!”

Me: “Ha ha thanks. I can’t believe you just did that!”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, I can’t believe she was with that guy next to her; I’m way better looking than him.”