Up In The Air

(My girlfriend is a flight attendant. One night while we are in bed she gets a call saying she has an hour to get to the airport to cover for someone. After her flight she calls me to let me know she made it okay.)

Girlfriend: “Hey, babe, just touched down.”

Me: “Glad that you made it safe. Where did you end up, anyway?”

Girlfriend: “Umm… Let me check the gift shop and get back to you on that.”