Unsocial Media

(I wear glasses. My friend has recently introduced me to his girlfriend who’s really nice and has added me on Facebook. She uploads a picture of the three of us posing together but I have my eyes closed. Some time later I’m talking to friend on chat.)

Friend: “I uploaded that picture to Facebook. Did you see?”

Me: “Yeah, it’s a shame my eyes were shut.”

Friend: “Well, I’m sorry about that rude idiot who commented about your glasses.”

Me: “What? Who… When?”

Friend: “That guy who posted something about ‘specsavers’! Some people are so rude.”

Me: “That was my Nan…”

Friend: “Oh…”

(My Nan likes to make comments on these things so she had posted a comment saying ‘Should have gone to specsavers.’)