Uncle Is Cooler Than Kobol

(I am living in a room of my brother’s house, and in return, I nanny my nephew, who is about two years old. One night, I’m chatting as everyone is getting ready for bed, and my nephew drops his toothbrush. He looks down and quite clearly says:)

Nephew: “Frack!”

(Both my brother and his wife instantly turn to stare at me.)

Me: “At least I’m not swearing!”