Un-Beer-leavable
(I’m on a first date. Just as we are finishing our meal, a waiter walks by with a carafe of beer, stumbles, and drops it on me, soaking me from head to toe.)
Date: *staring in horror, afraid I’m going to start screaming* “Are you okay?”
Me: *laughing too hard to respond, I just wave my hands at him*
(I get napkins handed me from tables all around – because the waiter has run off – and dry off as best as I can. We make plans to walk around while I dry off, so I don’t soak my car. Then the bill arrives…)
Date: “Umm… you charged us full price?”
Waiter: “Yes. Why wouldn’t I?”
Date: “Maybe because you soaked her in someone else’s beer?”
Waiter: “You didn’t complain. I can’t do anything about it.”
(We insist on speaking to a manager, who comes over.)
Manager: “I can’t give you a discount. Do you want some more rolls?”
Me: “No, we’re full. That’s why we asked for the bill.”
Manager: “Well, how about a free drink?”
Me: “No thanks, I already had one!”
(And yes, they charged us full price after all that. We found the owner on the way out and he blew us off, too.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
