Truth Or Dare Laid Bare

(It is my 16th birthday; I am having two of my best friends over to spend the night. We are playing truth or dare. Note that all three of us are straight.)

Friend #1: “Okay…[my name], truth or dare?”

Me: “Um… truth.”

Friend #1: “Okay… let’s see. Have you ever… fantasized about kissing a female?”

Me: “…”

Friend #1 & #2: “You have to answer!”

Me: “Uh… maybe.”

Friend #2: “Was it [friend #1]?”

Me: “No!”

Friend #2: “Was it me?”

Me: “No!”

Friend #2: “Well then, I’m disappointed. If you’re going to have lesbian fantasies I should be first on your list!”