Their Will Be Consequences

| Romantic | September 15, 2013

(My fiancé and I have been engaged for about six months. Also, it needs to be said that we are both very white.)

Me: “Hey, I love you.”

Fiancé: “What a coincidence! I love you too.”

Me: “That’s too awesome. We should get married.”

Fiancé: “Woah, this might be moving a little too fast for me. How about you let me tap yo a** and we will see where it goes from their.”

Me: “Afraid I can’t do that. I can’t sleep with anyone who misuses ‘their.'”

Fiancé: “Dang, I knew I did something wrong.”

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