Too Many Slugs And Snails And Puppy Dog Tails

(My cousin is five years old and I haven’t seen him since he was one. I am sitting on the couch when he comes running up, climbs up on my lap, puts his arms around my neck, sticks his head right by my ear and…)

Cousin: *whispering* “I farted!”

(He then runs away laughing hysterically.)

Me: “Yep, he’s a boy!”