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Tolerant Of Your Lactose Intolerance

| Romantic | March 11, 2016

(My fiancée and I are both lactose intolerant, I more so than him. However, this has been a fairly new development in our lives, so we both aren’t entirely used to it. He gets a craving for ice cream and picks us each up a pint at the corner store.)

Me: “Ohhh… that was good…”

Fiancée: “Honey? Did you just finish yours?”

Me: “Maybe…?”

Fiancée: “Do I get to record the sounds you make while sending the toilet to Hell later?”

Me: “Ah… that comfortable stage in the relationship when bodily functions are common conversation.”

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