Time To Engage With Reality

| Romantic | August 25, 2013

(We have just gotten home from work, and are chatting about our day.)

Girlfriend: “You know that girl I work with, [name]?”

Me: “The one who keeps getting engaged to people she barely knows?”

Girlfriend: “Yeah, she was going on about this wedding she is planning. She was really rubbing it in that we’re not engaged.”

Me: “She’s what, 19? And this is the second time round for her, with both guys she knew less than a year?”

Girlfriend: “Yep. Well anyway, she’s just been dumped by text.”

Me: “If she wasn’t such a b****, that wouldn’t be so funny.”

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