All Yards Are Equal

| Romantic | August 24, 2013

(I’m visiting my partner, and walk the dog for her. The dog poops in someone’s yard. I clean it up, but the homeowner comes out and yells at me. I’m explaining this to my partner.)

Me: “So then she said, ‘I’m going to call the cops if you do that again! My yard is not a toilet! Where do you live?’ And I said, ‘Minnesota. I’m visiting my partner.’ And she said, ‘Partner? You’re a homosexual? That’s just sick and unnatural!.’ Then I walked away.”

(My partner gets up and approaches me.)

Partner: “Are you okay? Did she get up in your face?”

(I’m about to answer, when I realise it is the dog that is being spoken to.)

Partner: “Did you go poop in the bigoted lady’s yard? Good girl!”

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