Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 6

(I’m sitting next to my sister and her boyfriend as they act ridiculously. She has just gotten back from rugby practice and is covered in mud.)

Sister: “I look like a leper.”

Sister’s Boyfriend: “I’d still love you even if you had leprosy on all of your arms and your face fell off.”

Sister: “Aww, that’s so sweet. Even if I got the zombie virus?”

Sister’s Boyfriend: “Whoa! Don’t get carried away! You have to be pretty or awesome! Not both.”