So Happy We’re Walking On Hot Air

(I’m skyping with my girlfriend. We are talking about what we are going to do when we see each other again.)

Girlfriend: “You would really have a tea party with me if that’s what I wanted?”

Me: “Yes, because your happiness is the only thing that matters.”

Girlfriend: “Well, what about your happiness? I think that’s more important!”

Me: “The thing is, if you’re happy, I’m happy!”

Girlfriend: “No, if you are happy, them I’m happy!”

Me: *yelling angrily right at the webcam* “NO, I’M HAPPIER WHEN YOU ARE HAPPIER!”