Throwing A Killer New Year’s Party
(It’s New Year’s Eve and our and another family are celebrating.)
Me: *asking friend* “What’s your New Year’s resolution?”
Him: *playing a shooter game on tablet* “To kill you.”
Me: *stunned* “What?!”
Him: *looks up and sees me and pales* “Oh, my gosh, I’m so sorry. I was—”
Me: “I understand, dude.”
(We both laughed after that.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?