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This Job Is Just Impossible

| Working | October 2, 2014

(At this store we wear headsets to communicate with each other since it is a big store. This conversation takes place over the headsets as Coworker #1 is following around a suspected shoplifter to make sure they don’t take anything.)

Coworker #1: “I feel like I’m in Mission Impossible, being all sneaky like this.”

Coworker #2: *starts humming ‘Mission Impossible’ theme song*

Coworker #3: “Now you just need to do a duck and roll behind a rack.”

Manager: “I will give someone $20 if they do a duck and roll on the sales floor right now.”

(I was back in the fitting rooms getting some very strange looks from customers as I burst out laughing for no apparent reason.)