They Need A Boop Reduction

(My boyfriend and I have a tendency to ‘boop’ each other—simply poking each other on the nose and saying ‘boop’. We’re lying in bed and he has just finished ‘booping’ me repeatedly. I start rubbing my nose against his.)

Me: “I’m transferring all my boops to you via nose rubs.”

My Boyfriend: “All the boops! A boop transplant, if you will. Boop enhancement. A boop job.”

(He pauses.)

My Boyfriend: “My boops are all natural.”