The Tip-Toeing Dead

| Romantic | May 20, 2013

(My girlfriend and I—female as well—are below average height. She is notably shorter than me. She comes up and hugs me from behind.)

Girlfriend: “Rawr! I’m a zombie!”

(I feel her stand on her toes and wait, but she drops back down a few seconds later. She sounds absolutely heartbroken.)

Girlfriend: “I’m too short to reach…”

(After I stop laughing, I kneel down in front of her, and she happily chews on my head.)

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