Dropped The Pick-Up

(My boyfriend is drunk, and has decided to seduce me.)

Boyfriend: “Where have you been all my… last 10 minutes?”

(I burst into hysterics.)

Boyfriend: “Don’t laugh at my sexy; I’m being sexy.”

Me: “Oh, yes, very good.”

Boyfriend: “This is going on Not Always Romantic, isn’t it?”

Me: “Yep.”

(He falls onto the bed beside me and pouts.)

Boyfriend: “Can you at least say the pick up line worked?”