The Terrible Two-Day Stubble

(I’m visiting my sister while her husband is away. She has two sons, aged two years old, and 12 months. I’m holding the baby while she folds laundry, when the older nephew walks up and touches her leg.)

Nephew: “Ew, Mommy pokey! You shave!”

Me: “Is my Brother-in-law teaching him bad habits already?”

Sister: “Nope, that’s all him!”