The Speech Has A Nice Ring To It

(While laying in bed with my husband and discussing having a birthday for him, he proceeds to imagine giving Bilbo’s Birthday speech.)

Husband: “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

Me: “That doesn’t work if you can’t disappear after.”

Husband: “Doesn’t my wedding ring work?”

Me: “No, because you’re wearing it right now and I can see you.”

Husband: “That’s because you’re a Ringwraith.”

*silence*

Husband: “Now, Black Rider; on to your mount!”