The Romantic Zombie Virus Is Spreading

(I am not in a relationship so I have no one to ask the zombie question to. But I always show my parents these anecdotes, although my mum is usually disinterested and she also dislikes Halloween. This takes place about a week before it.)

Dad: “So what would you do if I became a zombie?”

Mum: “Sure, go ahead. Don’t ask me to dress up though.”

Dad: “I mean an actual zombie, not dressed for Halloween.”

Mum: “Is this that Not Always Romantic question?”

Dad: “Yes.”

Mum: “Well you can go join the rest of those zombies and build a zombie country for yourselves! Name it Not Always Zombie.”