The Restaurant Paradox: It’s Good If It’s Busy But You Want To Be Their Only Customer…

I take a call at the restaurant.

Caller: “I need to complain about how long my delivery is taking!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we’re really busy and—”

Caller: “This is why no one goes to your restaurant!”

This makes me laugh as I looked over at the full dining room, full bar, and several customers waiting. Yeah, okay Nancy.