The Poster Child For Creepiness

(My husband and I are shopping at a large store where you can buy things in bulk. The guy cashing us out notices the lady in line behind me starting to unload her cart. She only has a few items, all which are heavier, and a small child.)

Cashier: “Ma’am, you can just leave everything in the cart.”

Me: “Even the child?”

Cashier: *in a low growl* “ESPECIALLY the child.”

(I looked at him stunned, as I was just getting ready to say that, in a similar manner. I was laughing all of the way to the car. He totally made my day!)