The Moral Of This Toy Story

(I’m babysitting my six year old nephew and he’s smashing his toys together.)

Me: “Don’t be rough with your toys or they’ll be rough with you.”

Nephew: “Toys can’t be rough with you.”

Me: “Yes, they can. You’ve seen Toy Story. You know how it works!”

Nephew: “No, they can’t! They’re just toys!”

(Just then he lost grip of his toy and it smashed him in the head.)