The Incidents Are Link-ed

(A man with two children, about ages eight and eleven, come in and look at games.)

Man: “All right, you can pick one game to play together.”

(The kids pick ‘Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.’)

Man: “This is the game you want?”

(The children nod yes.)

Man: “Okay, then.”

(They come to my counter.)

Me: “Um, sir, this is a single-player game; your children won’t be able to play it together.”

Man: “Oh.” *turns to his kids* “You guys can share and take turns right?”

Children: “Yes, dad!”

Man: “All right, then.”

(They pay and leave. About an hour and a half later, the man comes back.)

Me: “Hello again, sir! Can I help you?”

Man: “Yes, I’d like to return this.” *holds the same game*

Me: “Of course, sir. Was there any damage to the game?”

Man: “No, but nearly. My kids nearly broke the game in half by fighting over who got to play first!”