The Holy Grail Of Comedy

(My friend and I are both huge Monty Python fans and used to watch them every weekend. We are invited to the Mayor’s office to receive certificates as a result of a club that we both belong to. We have been there for over 30 minutes and everyone is getting bored.)

Friend: “This is taking forever…”

(The mayor walks out and past where we are standing.)

Me: “Must be a King…”

Friend: “How do you know he’s a King?”

Me: “He hasn’t got s*** all over him.”