Giving Him No Private(s) Time

| Friendly | April 28, 2014

(Together with two friends from work, I am taking a break for a smoke. We’ve been teasing each other for some time now, but one of the guys is not taking it really well.)

Friend# 1: “Why are you being so mean to me today?”

Friend# 2: “Because you’re acting like a d***?”

Friend# 1: “No, I’m not! I’m the exact opposite!”

Me: “A p***y?”

Friend# 1: “Walked right into it, didn’t I?”

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