The Final(s) Statement

(I’m in the last lecture before the final exam. I’m sitting in the very front row and a student who has been exceedingly rude to me throughout the semester is sitting behind me, laying on his desk and kicking his feet at my chair. Our professor is hilarious and has just finished telling us a story, and the whole class is laughing. When the laughter dies down…)

Rude Student: *mumbles under his breath* “[Professor], your stories are stupid…”

Professor: [Rude Student], I’ll remember that when I’m grading your finals!”