The Crispy Is Shiny

(My fiancé and I are getting ready for bed. He knows how much I love all things bacon, Nathan Fillion, and Joss Whedon.)

Me: *looking at him* “I love you more than bacon.”

Fiancé: “Do you love me more than Nathan Fillion?”

Me: “Yes, I love you more than Nathan Fillion wrapped in bacon.”

Fiancé: “Do you love me more than Nathan Fillion wrapped in bacon served to you by Joss Whedon?”

Me: *very long pause* “Yes?”

Fiancé: *hysterical laughter*