That’s Heavy For A Five-Year-Old
(I am five years old and my grandpa is 50-ish, so not very old.)
Grandpa: *picking me up* “Wow, you’re getting big. Do you think I’ll still be able to pick you up when you’re 15?”
Me: *completely serious* “Nah, you’ll be dead.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?