That’s A Different a Kind Of Snip

| Friendly | April 13, 2015

(I go to an all-girls Catholic secondary school, but I’m not religious. My friend and I are walking down the corridor on the way to a lesson, for some reason discussing birth…)

Friend: “I was circumcised, you know?”

Me: *in shock* “Really? I didn’t think Catholics did that?”

Friend: “Yeah, I was born out of my mum’s tummy.”

Me: *I try to work this out* “You mean a Caesarian?”

Friend: “Yeah! That’s it!”

(A few seconds pass, and then the penny drops.)

Friend: “OH, MY GOD!”

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