That’s A Different a Kind Of Snip
High School | Friendly
| April 13, 2015
(I go to an all-girls Catholic secondary school, but I’m not religious. My friend and I are walking down the corridor on the way to a lesson, for some reason discussing birth…)
Friend: “I was circumcised, you know?”
Me: *in shock* “Really? I didn’t think Catholics did that?”
Friend: “Yeah, I was born out of my mum’s tummy.”
Me: *I try to work this out* “You mean a Caesarian?”
Friend: “Yeah! That’s it!”
(A few seconds pass, and then the penny drops.)
Friend: “OH, MY GOD!”
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