Not The Cleanest Start To The Semester
(This takes place right after we return from winter break. I am the teacher in this story.)
Me: “All right, class, it’s a new year and a new semester so we are going to clean our desks out. On the board is a list of must keeps. Everything else can be taken home or recycled. I don’t want anything from the holidays left in your desk.”
(The students clean for a while and I start checking those who are done.)
Me: “All right, your desk looks nice but let’s take a look at what you have in your folders.”
Student #1: “You said to clean desks but not folders!”
Me: “Your folders are in your desk, so they are a part of your desk!”
Student #2: “Oh! So, do I have to get rid of all of the papers from August and Halloween, too, then?”
Me: “These are questions that cause your teacher to bang her head on the desk!”